Picture this: January 2021. CJ's birthday. He's scrolling through Facebook, probably lamenting another year older, when BAM! He stumbles upon Evangalese's profile. Cue the record scratch, the zoom in, the angelic choir. He's smitten. But how to make his move? With a pickup line so cheesy, it could win an award (and probably get him blocked). "Did you see the glitch on Apple Music last week?" he messages, "They forgot to list you as the hottest single" (disco ball emoji for extra flair).

Evangalese, queen of witty comebacks and possessor of a laugh that could rival a hyena's, is simultaneously cringing and impressed. She shows the message to her coworkers, who erupt in a chorus of "Girl, you HAVE to go out with him!"

Cut to Brazi's in New Haven. The mood lighting is perfect, the wine is plentiful, and the chemistry? Off the charts! They're laughing, they're flirting, they're sharing stories like they've known each other forever. (Cue gazing into each other's eyes, accidentally touching hands, and laughing so hard they snort).

After dinner CJ drives them to the seawall, despite freezing temps and frosty winds. As they sit by the water, he asks Evangalese about her five-year plan. "A new job, a dog, a home of my own, a good man to love and share my life with," she confesses. CJ, internally: "Challenge accepted!"

Fast forward through a whirlwind of adorable dates, hilarious mishaps, and heartwarming moments (montage of puppy adoption, apartment hunting, and maybe a Harley break down or two). It's now almost five years later, and Eve has everything she ever wanted... including the man who delivered that funny pickup line and stole her heart - living happily ever after (with occasional bickering over who gets to walk the dog).

Now, as they prepare to embark on their next adventure, they're filled with gratitude for the journey together so far. Their love story is a testament to the power of connection, a reminder that sometimes, the greatest adventures begin with a simple message and a shared passion for the open road.